December 18, 2011
Because my former university still thinks I’m a faculty member I get great email messages directed to faculty/staff:

A Poem by President McGowan informing the staff to go home for Christmas:

‘Tis Not Quite June
 
The name’s McGoon,
 
 
An occasional loon —-
 
 
When full the moon!
 
 
 
Christmas is soon,
 
 
So here’s a tune
 
 
To sing or croon…
 
 
 
“This ‘Dec’ twenty-two,
 
 
Toot your bassoon,
 
 
Loose your balloons,
 
 
 
And leave at noon!”